O’Cola!

  1. Has the most fizz of any soda pop
  2. Contains no nutrients
  3. Contains a lot of sugar
  4. Has a lot of caffeine
  5. Inexpensive
  6. Kids prefer it over Crazy Cola
  7. Comes in 3 flavors: Regular, Cherry, and Vanilla
  8. Popular kids choose to drink O’Cola over any other drink
  9. If you drink O’Cola, you will look more popular, too
  10. Made by the same company that makes Gooey Goodness Candy Bars

 

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